Monday, September 28, 2009

You know you're pregnant when...


24 weeks. I feel large but these pics dont show how I really feel!

There's the belly! (and Bauer in the background!)

You know you're pregnant when... (please add more if you think of some!)

-You sneeze and you pee your pants
-You drop something in the car and listen to it roll the entire time because you cant reach it.
-Heartburn is now a common occurrence.
-Dinner conversations include breast milk, strollers and insurance.
-Painting your toenails is painful
-You have a 'shelf' on which crumbs reside.
-You get really upset when the store doesn't have the frosting with the little colored pellets.
-Strangers tell you what gender you're having all because of your size
-Then they tell you what you should name your baby...because their opinion really matters.
-Your husband asks to have ice cream every night and is annoyed that you crave chips and salsa.
-The alarm clock is too bright and must be covered each night in order to sleep.
-You're afraid of toilet bugs and turn the light on 4 times to pee at night.
-The body pillow is the third human in the bed.
-When you burp so loud the dog gives you a funny look (its uncontrollable, I promise!)
-Your belly button is spread out like an Asian Cyclops monster.
-The neighbor's italian sausage feast down the street makes your nose hurt.
-You forget what you're talking about.
-Dinner consists of an english muffin, chips and cheese and chocolate milk.
-You cry during banking commercials.


And theres so much more! But we're having fun in this adventure. Dan and I spend time at night feeling the baby kick inside me and we can now see it in my belly! Its amazing to be building a human!


10 comments:

Barb said...

My granddaughter!!! eeeek!

... when you feel the baby hiccup, poke you, and roll over.
... when you talk to the baby and know she can hear mama and papa.
... when you wonder, will we know what we're doing??
... when you feel more love than you thought possible.
suggestion: start writing a journal to your baby!

love you.. all 3 of you!

N and J McKee said...

Couldn't be a cuter belly! Thank you for sharing :) You look wonderful Jenny! Can't wait to see you soon!

Anonymous said...

I believe the body pillow is the 4th person in the bed. Right?

No flatulence yet? HA!

Love ya
bex

Anonymous said...

...when you have to shop in the men's department for proper fitting clothes

...when you go to the beach and PETA friendly folks help you get out of the water

...when the bond you feel between you and your little one inexplicably feels like the love between God Himself and you

Anonymous said...

when your sister cries like a little baby just reading about your little one and has uncontrolled excitment of meet her!!!!! cannot wait!!!

rnr

Jenny Haller said...

Ha! Yes. I realized I forgot to count the baby in the bed. You're right!!! 4 people in the bed! And yes, there is plenty of flatulence but I underestimate the number of people who read my blog so I did not comment on it... but, I am my father's daughter :):)

B-I HAVE had a journal, since week 5 when we found out! And we will NEVER know what we're doing :)

Anonymous said...

hey...you are your father's daughter? we forgot to tell you, you are adopted....hated to use a blog to drop that bomb on you...but i have no flatuence in my life, so i knew you weren't my daughter....

ha

Marcia M. Ghali said...

love the pictures!

The Hallers said...

You have the CUTEST baby bump ever!! I'm excited to see the three of you in just a few weeks! :)

Anonymous said...

there's a new rule out there in blogosphere too....if you maintain a blog, their must be new pix at least weekly for grandparents to stay updated, even if said grandchild has not entered the outside world yet....ha

GP