Monday, September 28, 2009

You know you're pregnant when...


24 weeks. I feel large but these pics dont show how I really feel!

There's the belly! (and Bauer in the background!)

You know you're pregnant when... (please add more if you think of some!)

-You sneeze and you pee your pants
-You drop something in the car and listen to it roll the entire time because you cant reach it.
-Heartburn is now a common occurrence.
-Dinner conversations include breast milk, strollers and insurance.
-Painting your toenails is painful
-You have a 'shelf' on which crumbs reside.
-You get really upset when the store doesn't have the frosting with the little colored pellets.
-Strangers tell you what gender you're having all because of your size
-Then they tell you what you should name your baby...because their opinion really matters.
-Your husband asks to have ice cream every night and is annoyed that you crave chips and salsa.
-The alarm clock is too bright and must be covered each night in order to sleep.
-You're afraid of toilet bugs and turn the light on 4 times to pee at night.
-The body pillow is the third human in the bed.
-When you burp so loud the dog gives you a funny look (its uncontrollable, I promise!)
-Your belly button is spread out like an Asian Cyclops monster.
-The neighbor's italian sausage feast down the street makes your nose hurt.
-You forget what you're talking about.
-Dinner consists of an english muffin, chips and cheese and chocolate milk.
-You cry during banking commercials.


And theres so much more! But we're having fun in this adventure. Dan and I spend time at night feeling the baby kick inside me and we can now see it in my belly! Its amazing to be building a human!